Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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