are you still at the devil's house?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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