They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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