if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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