And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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