where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
