If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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