Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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