My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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