We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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