Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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