Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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