? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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