The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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