but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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