There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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