we have pet lesbian snakes
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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