she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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