omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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This is my gift to your gina
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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