It's like God shit irony all over that family
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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