Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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