Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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