you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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