your thong is hanging out like whoa
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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