i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This baby is an asshole
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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