We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i am craving dick and cupcakes
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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