I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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