Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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