Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
All I want is dick and wine.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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