So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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