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Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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