my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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