why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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