Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The convent might be a nice break from real life
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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