My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i love accidental penises.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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