That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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