just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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