I wanna bring you to show and tell
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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