he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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