So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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