You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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