This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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