R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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