hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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