Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You're so nebulous sometimes
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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