This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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