North Korea, Best Korea!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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