Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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