weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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