At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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