I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Please don't give away my fajitas
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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