I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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