Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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