it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
