Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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