hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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