We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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